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Things Heard on the Band Bus

marchingbandgeek22:

justgomissing:

fictional-and-alive:

"IT SMELLS LIKE ASS IN HERE!"

"PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!"

*a really long, very angry rant about light poles*

*My Chemical Romance*

"SUCK MY PROSTHETIC DICK!"

"YOU MOTHERFUCKING HUMPTY DUMPTY LOOKING TRUMPET PLAYING ASS BITCH!"

"I’d fuck that breadstick."

Be glad I’m not your instructor. I hear anything like that on my buses and the consequences will be dire.

What type of band bus do you ride???